Overheard at the local Taco Bell/KFC.
Patron (in an overly loud, but not irritated, voice): Next time I'll get the $2 value meal.
Worker (standing behind the counter; didn't seem to speak English very well): OK.
Patron: The #4 meal comes with a drink and a double decker taco and Doritos.
Worker: No. It comes with the Double Decker Taco. Number one comes with a burrito.
Patron (pointing at the sign): No, look. Doritos.
Worker: There is no burrito in meal number four.
Patron: Am I a good customer?
Worker: What?
Patron: I would order a number four, but I just ate dinner.
(Worker walks away from the counter, back into the belly of the Taco Bell/KFC beast)
Patron: I liked your biscuits. Are you happy for me?
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