At 1:28 AM, people were being herded out and I was standing behind my karaoke podium/desk thing when I was approached by a woman in a low-cut dress. This conversation ensued:
Me: Hey! How are you?Her: I'm OK... listen. Listen...Me: OK. I'm listening.Her: I will show you my BOOBS if you play Journey.Me: What?Her: I will show you my BOOBS if you play, uh, "Don't Stop Believing".Me: Well... I can pretty much see your boobs right now.Her: ...Me: And I'd bet there's some guy here who'd beat me up if you did that.Her: Pshhhh... listen. Are you interested? I'll show you ALL of my boobs if you play Journey.Me: All of your boobs? How many do you have? Three?Her: What?Me: ...Her: Stop being a dick. Do you want to see my boobs or not?Me: I'm sorry, no. I can't play music any longer tonight and we don't have that song up here, in any event. Thanks for coming out and hope you had fun!
Ah, man. I was being a dick. It was pretty fun.
2 comments:
That's pretty funny- but I'm assuming the lady in question wasn't very attractive.
Funny Ed....funny....sounds like she really need someone to give her attention that night....good job!
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