Buddy One and I were in Peso's on Thursday night. The night before Halloween. I think there were like five people dressed up in the city of Seattle. I was a vampire, Buddy One was a zombie.
We got our drinks and a waitress interacted with us. Her mistake.
Waitress: You guys look good.
Buddy One: Oh, yeah?
Waitress: Yeah, you look scary, but...
Buddy One: But what?
Waitress: But you are too nice. You have to be meaner.
Me: (Waiting for the waitress to start to walk away) Shut up, bitch!
Waitress: ...
Me: Like that?
I don't know that she liked it. At least I didn't get us tossed out.
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