Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Stuff Ed O. Likes (Part II)

Continuing examination of the Stuff White People Like blog vis a vis me. Scoring remains the same (0, .33, .66, 1 with 0 being not at all and 1 being a direct hit).

Score coming into Round Two (of four): 6.33 of 19 (33%)

  1. Being an expert on YOUR culture (0). I don't think I've ever tried to impress someone with my understanding of their culture. Well, some girls I have, but they don't count.
  2. Writer's Workshops (0). I enjoy reading about Harlan Ellison at the old-school workshops as much as the next guy, but I have never considered going to one of those.
  3. Having Two Last Names (0). Nope.
  4. Microbreweries (0). I don't drink any beer other than raspberry lambic, and I've only had that once. Not interested in microbrews.
  5. Wine (.66). This is almost spot-on for me. I enjoy wine at more of a meta level than in actuality.
  6. David Sedaris (0). Just not my scene, man.
  7. Manhattan (now Brooklyn too!) (0). Never been to NYC. I want to go, I guess, but I don't discriminate between boroughs. I guess I'd like to see the sign from "Welcome Back Cotter". Other than that? I dunno.
  8. Marathons (0). I prefer to think of "marathon" as a relative term... 30 minutes on the elliptical? That's a fucking marathon for me. Running, with the pounding of the shins and the potential jostling with other sweaty (or soon-to-be-) people? Ugh.
  9. Not Having a TV (0). I spend MUCH more time on the Web than I do watching TV, but as the owner of a wide-screen HDTV I guess I can't give myself any points for this.
  10. 80s Night (.66). If I weren't so lazy, this would be a "one". I didn't really listen to 80's music until college (which was, in case you think I'm REALLY old) actually in the 90's... so I lack the same depth of nostalgia that many people my age have for it. But I'm still a fan... every time F-bomb asks if the crowd likes 80's music, I hoot. EVERY time.
  11. Wrigley Field (1). I spent four years near Chicago, and Wrigley field was great. I actually went to significantly more games at New Comiskey, but when I talk about my college experience, I mention Wrigley. I'm white.
  12. Snowboarding (0). Have skiied but once, and have never snowboarded. It looks like six knee ligaments (MCL, PCL, ACL in each leg) explosion just waiting to happen to me.
  13. Vegan/Vegetarianism  (0). I don't like meat on the bone, but I like meat as a general rule (yes, that is what she said). I could almost be a vegetarian... but vegan? Way, way too much work. Again: I'm lazy.
  14. Marijuana (0). *shrug* Just not my thing.
  15. Architecture (.33). I guess I appreciate architecture a bit. I have an architect friend and I enjoy old buildings.
  16. The Daily Show/Colbert Report (.33). I'm surrounded by people who love this show. I feel like a pariah. An island of indifference in a sea of John Stewart-induced brain jizz. But I admit that both shows have their funny moments, so I get partial credit.
  17. Breakfast Places (.33). Another "if I weren't so lazy" comment here... I love breakfast (it's my second-favorite meal of the day) but I rarely eat it simply because I'm usually asleep or scrambling to make it into work for my first meeting.
  18. Renovations (1). We spent considerable time and money renovating our bathroom, our dining room, and our entire upstairs. It was beautiful. Then I moved out.
  19. Arrested Development (1). If I could give more than a "one" I would. Maybe my favorite show of all time. Pure genius that overcomes my normal aversion to unadulterated hyperbole.

Total points this round (of 19): 5.33 (28%).

Total points so far (of 38): 11.67 (30.7%).

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