A Short Karaoke Conversation

I hosted at Ozzie's last night. The bar needs to be empty of patrons by 2:00 AM, so we usually stop playing music upstairs (where I was hosting) at about 1:25 AM.

At 1:28 AM, people were being herded out and I was standing behind my karaoke podium/desk thing when I was approached by a woman in a low-cut dress. This conversation ensued:

Me: Hey! How are you?

Her: I'm OK... listen. Listen...

Me: OK. I'm listening.

Her: I will show you my BOOBS if you play Journey.

Me: What?

Her: I will show you my BOOBS if you play, uh, "Don't Stop Believing".

Me: Well... I can pretty much see your boobs right now.

Her: ...

Me: And I'd bet there's some guy here who'd beat me up if you did that.

Her: Pshhhh... listen. Are you interested? I'll show you ALL of my boobs if you play Journey.

Me: All of your boobs? How many do you have? Three?

Her: What?

Me: ...

Her: Stop being a dick. Do you want to see my boobs or not?

Me: I'm sorry, no. I can't play music any longer tonight and we don't have that song up here, in any event. Thanks for coming out and hope you had fun!

Ah, man. I was being a dick. It was pretty fun.